How To Bury Your Parents

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You won’t find any euphemisms here. I’m going to take you on a tour of one of the shittiest experiences you will have, from the nursing home to the hospital to the funeral home. It’s a series of places that are no place at all, like airports or bus stations. Lots of people pass through, but no one stays too long. We’re going to notice the absurd and darkly humorous exhibits in particular. We’ll glance at the emotionally crushing, yawning abyss of mortality, but we won’t spend much time there. It’s too early in the day to start drinking.